https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com Welcome to the shop of Chrissy Marie Jones. Handmade objects, jewelry, printed textiles, and curios. 120292794 1-800-HOT-DUCK set of 5 Lil Buttons Let the people know what you're into and attract like-minded weirdos with attractive lil' buttons featuring lofi imagery from the 1-800-HOT-DUCK archive. This is a complete set of five 1.5 inch handmade metal pin back buttons featuring imagery from the 1-800-HOT-DUCK archive. Handmade and assembled with love by Chrissy Marie Jones. 10.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/1-800-hot-duck-lil-buttons https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428084730/button1.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428084733/button2.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428084736/button3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428084739/button5.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428084742/button4.png 120292794 new preorder 120289761 1-800-HOT-DUCK Crazy Person Shirt There are many bootleg-ass looking tees in the world, but I have set out on a quest to make the nastiest, most depressing, most weird vibe shirt of the common era. Featuring a still from a Videoke video for Lisa Lisa's hit "All Cried Out," this pixellated and blurry swan of sadness sits awkwardly in a pool of tears. Printed with love by hand using a heat press (like they used to do down the shore on the boardwalk iykyk) on a disgusting poly-spandex blend pure white t-shirt. A 1-800-HOT-DUCK logo is printed on the inside back of the shirt. It's disgusting. The shirt is as soft as a baby's ass. Your nipples will show clean through like a wet t-shirt contest on a dry day. Might catch a charge if you don't wear a bra. Very limited edition run of five shirts because they're too gross and no one in their right mind wants this. Freaks only. There will be errant print marks and probably a weird stain on a few. You are meant to wear this on dark days, spill coffee on it, yellow the pits, and wear it until it's threadbare and smells like a fish tank. Truly evil clothing. I am cackling at the thought of you wearing it, and I know you will love it immensely. You understand. Enjoy! 25.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/1-800-hot-duck-crazy-person-shirt https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428074218/tumblr_olixteBBtQ1qc091eo1_1280.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428074182/Screenshot+2026-07-21+at+5.55.28%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428074116/Screenshot+2026-07-21+at+5.54.52%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428074044/shirt3.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/428074047/shirt4.png 120289761 new preorder 120227190 1-800-HOT-DUCK Freak Earrings Wearable collages from the 1-800-HOT-DUCK archive. Each pair of lightweight wood earrings is hand printed and assembled by me from four different images, rearranged into a cut-up composition that will make you feel some type of way. The reverse features a vintage heart image sourced from the Detroit Free Press Valentine's edition, circa 1980. Because love abounds. Measuring approximately 2.75 inches long, these lightweight wood earrings are made for pierced ears and are easy to wear all day. They feature silver-plated dot earring hooks with a standard 0.7 mm (21-gauge) wire and include clear rubber backs for a secure fit. Can be worn as a pair or solo style. Pairs are mounted on handmade and stamped recycled botanical paper. 25.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/1-800-hot-duck-freak-earrings https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427865400/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+4.54.12%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427865391/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+4.53.36%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427865397/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+4.53.54%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427865388/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+4.54.23%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427865394/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+4.53.44%E2%80%AFPM.png 120227190 new preorder 120227013 Handmade Recycled Botanical Paper - 2" × 2.75" set of 9 100% recycled paper, made by hand. No machined edges, all hand-torn by me. Perfect for all your paper workings. The paper is recycled from scraps and excess from my studio. Each sheet has a natural warm brown color, with subtle variations that make every piece unique. The surface has quite a bit of texture from the plant matter throughout. Some settling may occur. Due to the handmade nature, the size varies slightly, but each sheet is roughly 2" × 2.75". Thickness varies from sheet to sheet. Sheets are selected randomly and come in packs of nine. Each set is hand tied with ribbon. Paper sets will be chosen at random. 6.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/handmade-recycled-botanical-paper-2-275-set-of-9 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860873/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.31.27%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860867/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.30.01%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860870/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.30.24%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860876/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.30.38%E2%80%AFPM.png 120227013 new preorder 120226920 Handmade Recycled Botanical Paper - 5.5" × 4" set of 6 100% recycled paper, made by hand. No machined edges, all hand-torn by me. Perfect for all your paper workings. The paper is recycled from scraps and excess from my studio. It is poured and created on Fridays at sunset. Each batch is infused with plant matter, including mugwort, lavender, rose, butterfly pea, and hibiscus and colored slightly green with a touch of spirulina. Due to the handmade nature, the size varies slightly, but each sheet is roughly 5.5" × 4". Thickness varies from sheet to sheet. Sheets are selected randomly and come in sets of six. Each set is hand tied with ribbon. Paper sets will be chosen at random. 11.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/handmade-recycled-botanical-paper-55-4-set-of-6 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427861137/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.34.36%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427861140/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.35.21%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427861158/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.34.16%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427861227/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.36.36%E2%80%AFPM.png 120226920 new preorder 120226764 No Fate Enchanted Mirror A tiny pocket mirror for slopping on lipstick or staring back at the void. This metal compact opens to reveal two small mirrors. It can slip into a purse or plop upon your altar. Whatever you need. Each compact mirror is printed in my studio and features artwork from my upcoming No Fate Fortune Telling Deck. Choose between four-sided Joker (2.44" x 2.55" x 0.3”) for the tricksters, or the round and rotund No Fate Cherub (2.48” X 2.48” x 0.3”) for the angels who do their own destiny. 15.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/no-fate-enchanted-mirror https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860288/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.18.39%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860648/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.25.37%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860645/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.25.19%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860330/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.18.48%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427860333/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.18.57%E2%80%AFPM.png 120226764 new preorder 120226296 No Fate Heart Shaped Puzzle These heart-shaped puzzles come in a heart-shaped box, tied with a ribbon attached to the box for easy slipping on and off. The puzzles have a beautiful pearly finish and are printed by hand by me featuring artwork from my forthcoming No Fate Fortune Telling Deck. Please be aware that slight printing variations will occur. No two puzzles are exactly the same, so be careful not to lose a piece to fate or chance. They are irreplaceable. The heart-shaped puzzle measures 7.5" × 7.5", is 0.06" thick, and contains 120 pieces. The box it’s in measures 3.9 x 3.9 x 2 inches. 30.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/no-fate-heart-shaped-puzzle https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858962/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.50.28%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427859028/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.52.02%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427859502/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.04.58%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427859571/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+3.06.43%E2%80%AFPM.png 120226296 new preorder 120226212 No Fate Satin Hankies Satin little hankies for your purse, your vanity, your wall, and anywhere else. Featuring an image of either The Joker or The Ace of Spades from the forthcoming No Fate Fortune Telling Deck. Each satin hankie is handprinted by me, so slight variations in the print will occur. The surface has a rich, shiny, silver finish. The edges of each square aren't perfectly even, adding to the beauty and mystery of each piece. It is recommended to hand wash cold and line dry. Can be ironed on a low setting. Each satin square measures approximately 8.6" × 8.6" and is packaged on a sturdy backing board. 25.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/no-fate-satin-hankies https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858281/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.37.08%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858296/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.37.50%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858404/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.39.56%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858536/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.41.30%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/427858539/Screenshot+2026-07-17+at+2.41.43%E2%80%AFPM.png 120226212 new preorder 76118058 Generic Furry Pink Queen of Ancient Pettiness Hand Drawn Tee Our beloved pink queen. Our little angel. The big snacker. The petty generic moth queen reigns over our hearts. Milk and hand-fed nibbles. She is dependent on others for the use of chopsticks. Her useless hands, pink body full of violence. Her sweet face, chewing, eyes drifting into the void, “Why did you wake me from my 800 million year slumber!” You get a smack! She snacks. We watch the milk flow into the straw. It disappears. But where does it go? The question is there, unanswered. Is this life? The shirt bears her image but she bears the eternal hunger. Life? Only snacks. Only pettiness. A pink mystery. She's so cute! The shirt features a hand-drawn design by Chrissy Marie Jones (1-800-HOT-DUCK herself!) Created with Pentel Arts Gel Roller for Fabric on a 100% cotton Hanes t-shirt in light pink. Slight variations in design will occur. The drawing has been heat set to ensure it's permanent. Hand wash cold inside out with mild detergent. Air dry to preserve the design and fabric. Avoid wringing or bleach. This is to be worn by true petty freaks only. Please allow one week for production. 60.00 USD https://chrissymariejones.bigcartel.com/product/genericpinkqueen https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/398256612/Screenshot+2025-01-25+at+7.13.38%E2%80%AFPM.png https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/398256615/Screenshot+2025-01-25+at+7.14.30%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/398256621/Screenshot+2025-01-25+at+7.15.38%E2%80%AFPM.png,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/398256618/Screenshot+2025-01-25+at+7.15.15%E2%80%AFPM.png 76118058 new out of stock