Generic Furry Pink Queen of Ancient Pettiness Hand Drawn Tee

Our beloved pink queen. Our little angel. The big snacker. The petty generic moth queen reigns over our hearts. Milk and hand-fed nibbles. She is dependent on others for the use of chopsticks. Her useless hands, pink body full of violence. Her sweet face, chewing, eyes drifting into the void, “Why did you wake me from my 800 million year slumber!” You get a smack! She snacks. We watch the milk flow into the straw. It disappears. But where does it go? The question is there, unanswered. Is this life? The shirt bears her image but she bears the eternal hunger. Life? Only snacks. Only pettiness. A pink mystery. She's so cute!

The shirt features a hand-drawn design by Chrissy Marie Jones (1-800-HOT-DUCK herself!) Created with Pentel Arts Gel Roller for Fabric on a 100% cotton Hanes t-shirt in light pink. Slight variations in design will occur. The drawing has been heat set to ensure it's permanent. Hand wash cold inside out with mild detergent. Air dry to preserve the design and fabric. Avoid wringing or bleach.

This is to be worn by true petty freaks only. Please allow one week for production.